Friends from day one told me to try online dating and still are trying to convince me of it and yes I have tried a few sites but clearly nothing has come of it except some hilarious moments and me thinking who the fuck are you. Lets run through s series of guys I have meet from online
Man w/ children ( not in their lives): He makes at least $60k a year and drives a brand new only 50 made corvette but his mother is still raising his 10 year old son who lives in another state. Who also claims to love me after two months and doesn't understand how his son has anything to do with him and I getting married.
Man w/Ex Baggage: This guy claims he wants an honest woman, but yet still wants to date around for a while ok I give him the benefit of the doubt but that means I to will date around. However, the moment i am honest with him about how dating around is going for me even though I just wanted to be with him he flips out and blames me for hurting him. WOW was my response.
Sexual Men: Notice I said men on this one because I have come across a number of these type who if my hands were not all over them or if i hadnt ripped their cloths off by four dates then I was somehow a cold bitch.
Missing an Important Detail Man: This man was the first white man I had given a chance in 5 years and we spent a good two weeks talking over the phone before meeting. Our first meeting was just dinner so I meet him at the restaurant. I walked out of my car and there he was standing with a cane and what was clearly a handicap that was not revealed to me. In my books he just lied to me and if you know me that is the one thing that will kill any relationship with me. I felt like shit after the date, but he didn't get a call back.
Sickened Email Men: One of the newest things is receiving emails from men who tell me I make them sick due to the fact I date black men. One, yep that makes you an amazing catch and two... Didn't they get the message once you go black you never go back :). Maybe they should try it!
I did stop online dating March 2011, due to the magic of Facebook.......
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